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Chip:
I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are terrible boys!
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Walker:
Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
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Texas Ranger:
I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Yeah!
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Ricky Bobby:
Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Go on and get some, boys!
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Ricky Bobby:
Come on!
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Walker:
I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass!
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Texas Ranger:
Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
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Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Like a spider monkey! Go on!
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Ricky Bobby:
Chip, you brought this on, man.
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Walker:
Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
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Chip:
What is wrong with you?
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Texas Ranger:
Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
